Shocking Porno Peppers! Keep This Away from Children!

Posted by: Dave DeWitt

 

shocking peppersLately the Internet has come alive with images of pepper pods that transcend the bounds of common decency.  Some unscrupulous people are actually posting them in their blogs to drive more traffic!  Imagine!  John Perea of Hot Rod Pickles (yes, a real company name) sent me the image to the left of a tumescent pod that I call "Horny Jalapeño."  Then there are the images of the pods that women love the most, the infamous 'Peter Peppers', and they are flushed red with excitement.  Notice that they are in the hands of a person of the male persuasion.  I'm not sure if that's gay or not.  And finally, my very own co-author and close friend, Dr. Paul Boland, a highly decorated Regent's Professor at New Mexico State University, insisted, over my vehement protests, that we publish a photo of an immature--but precocious--'Peter Pepper' in our new tome, The Complete Chile Pepper Book. The world is going to hell in a garden basket!

 

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been growing them down south for years, why ya think we marry our cousins?
pepperland farms , October 13, 2009
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I think it would be fun to take a bite!
Gloria , October 12, 2009
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This is so sick, so perverted, so damn funny! I hope you find some more "porn" for us! This is great!
Craig Prager , October 09, 2009
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This is funny stuff... I love it... but i'm not sure if i could eat a Peter Pepper, it's just a little too strange for me smilies/grin.gif
JohnNemec.com , October 09, 2009
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I think it's hilarious - and frankly it works...Imagine! smilies/wink.gif No doubt it's a 'natural' form!!!

Again - wonderful and funny blog! And dammit - it's making me hungry. smilies/shocked.gif
Terilynns , October 09, 2009

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